(paraphrased from local christian radio station)
announcer: this is going to be a great party...
person: yeah, we've got chips & dip, board games, and we've made two "happy birthday jesus" cakes.
announcer: I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a piece of both of them.
person: for sure. we've got chocolate and vanilla.
have you ever heard of a happy birthday jesus cake? my cynical side was dying. but we are supposed to praise him in everything...