Running through the check out today, at Meijer, my preferred grocery retailer, in the face of all you Martin's devotees, I decided that I had a special ego regarding my ability to eat fruits, vegetables, and generally healthy food. This was of course in comparison to the pounds of beef, chicken fried steak, powdered mashed potatoes, beer, candy canes, etc, in the shopper's cart ahead of me.
Of course, I qualify - my ability. I had 3 cheese pizzas in my cart. They were on sale.